A pirate walks into a bar. . .

Published by: wktd 2009-01-09

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks My, you look like you re in a pretty rough way. What happened to your leg?

The pirate replies Well, we were in a battle, and the other ship fired a cannon at our ship and it took off my leg. But the doc did a real good job and fixed me up proper.

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Well what about your hand? Last time you were in here, you had two?

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Oh, that, replies the pirate, We were in another battle, and we boarded the other ship and I got in a sword fight and the other sailor cut my hand off, but the doc fixed me up real good and put on this hook.:

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Well, says the bartender, What about your eye?

We were sailing this one day, and I looked up and a bird crapped in my eye.

The bartender says I don t see how a bird crapping in your eye would poke it out?

The pirate replies It was my 1st day with the hook.